It’s so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me.
I look at them like
I don’t want your dried coffee breath on my paper.
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
It alternates slapping hands when you look at the face but when you look at the hand that’s not moving, only one hand slaps.
When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the situation.
I died at Finding Nemo.
Am I pretty ?
Snoop ?
Kingsley ?
Kanye ?
Nicki ?
Cat ?
Baby ?
Justin ?
Dumbledore ?
Chris ?
Selena ?
Jake:
David ?
Nick ?
Yoogeun ?
Kate ?
Tina ?
Jennifer ?
Nicole ?
Jimmy ?
… okay.
if teachers had tumblr, their posts would be like this:
The moment when my student doesn’t pay attention in class:
When they don’t do their homework:
The awkward moment when i’m walking into the classroom and they are like:
Their faces when i’m correcting the tests:
When a student thinks she/he is the best and confronts me:
When i took their ipods, cellphones out and they look me like.
Outside i’m like:
But inside:
